Calon MUET Band 10!

(inspired from a true story)

Setelah selesai sesi penghuraian isi secara persendirian, sesi secara berkumpulan pun bermula.

Examiner: you may start now!

-SKETSA 1-

Candidate A: Okey guys, what's your opinion on how to protect our nation from crimes?

Candidate C: Ermm, one Malaysia!
(lepas tu semua dah blur..apa plak kena mengena dengan One Malaysia???)

-SKETSA 2-

Candidate A: May you tell us abot how does your school against crimes? such as
bullies?...

Candidate B: My school never had crimes, all of us were a good one.

Candidate C: Yes, my cshool..never had bullies

(poyo sehh)

-SKETSA 3-

Candidate C: Hey, had you ever tried to smoke?
Candidate D: No, I had never tried to smoke.
Candidate B: Wow, you are a good boy.
Candidate C: Hey, you must try to smoke, its good you know.

(Hadoi...apsal suruh budak tu merokok plak?? ingat borak kat warung ke??)